I simply cannot this is taking place to me again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are back at square one. It's like a bad joke. Honestly, I'm starting to question my sanity.

• I really need to change my habits
• This can't be real
• This calls for a celebration (of sorts)

Can You Imagine What Just Happened!

I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

You Won't Trust This!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and randomly a herd of chickens came out over a building. They were flying all over the place, and cars were confused. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Refuse to Believe What I See

It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utteramazement.

I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be true, right? It has here to be a hallucination.

Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

I Can't Even!

You guys won't believe this just occurred. Oh my goodness, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! The whole thing was just so wild.

• This is nuts
• Like, for real
• I'm going to have to write this down

See ya later! You won't believewhat comes up!

I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It

Seriously, what I'm hearing is just making no sense. I keep trying to getting a handle on it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Should I try a different approach?